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We really wish we had some eye-bleach right about now. If you’re in need of a laugh.. Checkout these hilarious, yet slightly disturbing pictures:

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Oh. My. Gosh. #4 is so fascinating, yet so disgusting.

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I have no words… I can’t omg.

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How did I never notice #1?! Oh Family Guy…

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Oh my god # 4 😶😵😰

I can never ever delete that from my mind ….

The whale…😩

THAT WHALE WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER

#4 ruined my life.

Woah #4 is awesome I love that. It’s amazing.

Jesus the whale

How much fucking taco bell did that whale eat

The snake.. 0_O

Number four is scaring!!! But number nine is freaking hilarious!!!

Oh my god the turkey

Oh Jesus help us all

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This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

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Straight White Boy Problem #181

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i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

Don’t be ridiculous, you pick it up, return to your previous position and reattempt the throw

the accuracy in this reply hurts me so bad because i just did this in my room five minutes ago